I could pass by

Forget what I’ve learned
Stay stupid
Stay burned……..
-“Fracture”

-Learn to swim….
-Tool.

Now THAT Is what I like!
Its all shit really.
You know, School,work all of it and then you go and follow a dream and whatnot and then you find other people who are digging on what you do and by FUCK! but its the best feeling.

Tony and Box. There are 2 Sikfuks for you. Drove up from Orange with a bunch of mates to see us play. Now that alone had Me gobsmacked. But the ‘tallica patch? The Cowboy hat??#@!#@!#! You Rock Tony. Thank you man… They saw us at The BDO and got it. Got where we are at. This is what I mean when I say and tell you how much you guys blow my mind….

On a good day I hardly get it right but you guys always pull Me back to where I wanna be….

I am shagged! [ Tired you perverts!!! Heheheh…] I am at the end of one long cool as hell weekend. Just got back from a poster run with Mikey. He kills Me. The cops were around so I just say “Howsit?” And they are cool.I just tell them that I am one of my old flatmates that I hate if they ask for a name and They tend to Clock the 10 feet of dreads and cammo shorts and leave me be. But Mike? Mikey Runs down a lane dropping everything,tape and posters flying behind his beanie clad skinny self so, naturally, they give chase and get him up against the wall where he informs them “That I am not a rapist officers!” Bless! The put 2 and 2 together and asked him whih band he was doing this for….

Lemme get back to the beginning…Friday night. Galic club. Scribe. Un-fucking-real. Me and the B* got the party started. You had the typical Sydney crowd. “I am just gonna pay $28 to stand here and look bored off my tits” Yawn. Fuck off. Not I said the fly! We were onto that dance floor in the blink of an eye! I danced,We danced our butts off. The Dj was soooo cool. Dropped Digital Underground,Dre,Snoop,De la soul….MMMM! Old school! Tribe called quest! Hell yeah!So we had the whole front to ourselves.

It was funnay as hell to tell the truth cause we were throwing air like it was nobodys buisness so all the girls with little and or no funk whatsoever gave us dirty looks while all the huge dudes made their way over to us. Me and B* were loosing it “Alright bruver?”…”AllRIGHT Bruv!” ….”ALL RIGHT BRUVER!!!!” We screamed in each other sweating gourds after ever mix. Fucking soccer hoodlums I tell ya! [The “All right??” Line comes from a top shelf flik called “Human Traffic” Funny as fuck….]

People never fail to amuse me. I loved the looks we got.As you know I tend to take myself everywhere I go and dont change the visuals so to speak. What you see is what you get. I was talking to someone the other day that I have known for about 3 years who has never seen Me out of shorts…so there ya go….anyway….We knew every word to every track and you could see how much it confused them. They could not place us there. All tattoos and metal studded belts. Front row to see a shit hot rap artiste….People are crap.

Thats what I was gonna write about so I figure that I should just say it and the we can move on to Saturday night…..The all ages at Rockdale.Which was where we came in…..Met alot of cool sikfuks that I only knew online and converted a few more….It was like all the school discos that I was never invited to!. I Crashed out in the van for a while and wouldnt ya know it! Thats when the fun starts! Some fucker rolled up dipped his grotty little hand in the till and fucked off with $600 bucks! I shit you not! Some of the crew gave chase and the cunt pulled a blade…

I hope that he was a junkie.
Truth.
And I hope that he ran laughing all the way to his dealers and that they pissed themselves over how easy it was to rip us off and then to celebrate? I hope that he shot a double,Hot as hell with strychnine to boot, and that it was as inpure as my thoughts and that he od’d…..
If that is the case?

That means that we killed him.

Good.

Cool fun show.Had to cut it short and played under fluro lights through a supermarket sound system that was paining our super sound man “Antonio the great” [You can call him that if ya like,He dosent mind a bit.] And I loved EVERY SECOND OF IT!!!

I am not being a narky cunt! I mean it. I love that I get to do what I do so much. We are up again on Thursday night at my Favorate stomping ground, The Annandale. The new shit is killer, you sikfuks are killer and its all good.

Ok….so I get woken up by my drummer shaking me to go and break bread [ Well, Tea and bickkies…] with Miss Monika and Miss Jacinta from Fasterlouder.com.au. for an in depth on all the dirt. We raved [ Read: I talked shit] for ages and Mike even got a few words in edge ways and they bestowed swag [ cool as fuck tee-shirts!] on our rotten asses no less!
I am a spoilt brat.

Go check the site. And not just because we are on it. Miss M and her band of Pirates are as passionate about music of all shapes and sizes as I/we are. And they are in it for the love of the game. They have about two and a half thousand people sighned up which renews a bit of lost faith in Moi,which,by the by is no easy task. Get off the porn for a second and check it out.

So I am utterly shagged!Listening to Tool and writing to you.My kingdom for a bathtub! B* was keeping the sofa warm but shes gone so its just us.[ Kinky!] I am gonna throw the TV out to get her to read more books. I am wrapped that the Video has spat it to tell the truth. Last place that I had [ The Shed ] was no Tv . Not that I am a fan. It shits Me to tears to tell you the truth and videos are visual crack. I get nothing done when attempting to watch all of the “Police Academy” movies in a row…as one does….[right?] …erm…anyway…fuck it! Read a book! Go for a skate! write a song! call your Mom! Just do somthing…….

I would not go as far as doing the laundry but…..

And to the SF who asked.
Its not stalking till I press charges.How sweet!

While on “Sweet”…The Princess wrote Me the other day to tell me that she had seen a massive “SF4L” tagged up on a wall. You brazen fuckers!!! Well done and dont get caught!!! She said that she got all teary eyed…ditto that!

[ Note to self; Tinned spagetti and nutella do not
compliment each other in ones digestive system.]

Think that I am gonna hurl.
I will see ya come thursday at The ‘Dale…be there!

Eye for an Eye as they say in the good book [snort!]
SF4L
Michele.